Now God seen some sinning and it gave him pain,

And he said stand back I'm going to make it rain.

He said "Hey brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do,

Build me a floating zoo. And take some of them..."

Well Noah was there to answer the call,

And he finished making the ark just as the rain started to fall.

He marched in the animals two by two,

And he called out as they went through... "Hey Lord, I got your..."

Well Noah looked out through the driving rain,

Those Unicorns were hiding, and playing silly games.

They were kicking and a-splashing while the rain was pouring down,

Oh them silly Unicorns.

Well the ark started moving, it drifted with the tide.

Those Unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried,

And the waters came down and sort of floated them away,

And that's why you'll never see a Unicorn... to this very day.